maduhhlyn:

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

I’m gonna pretend someone didnt just like one of my text posts from over a year and a half ago…..

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

the-yolocaust:

townsvillain:

the-yolocaust:

ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

*əɹ,noʎ

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

organizing everything i own right now because i only have three finals left.

sext: snapchat me

It’s scientifically proven that I will eat anything with cheese